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Prison Slurry Curry
This recipe generates auto-repeat servings of prison slurry curry.
Preparation: Lifetimes
Main Ingredients
10 cups forced laughter
11 cups carefully measured words
5 cups agreeing
6 cups angling for praise
4 cups approving to gain approval
3 cups secretly disparaging friends
6 cups remaining silent
2 cups critical words
9 cups flaunting knowledge
7 cups manipulating with pain
10 cups strained masking
14 cups sick from impersonating other selves
Masala ( Spices)
Desiccate over a high heat in ample vital energy until enervated.
1 tablespoon pink sycophancy
1/2 teaspoon finely ground down
And 1 teaspoon each:
whole protective pods
minced shame leaf
mind island chiles
fear of mistakes
explanatory powder
decorticated rage
Instructions
Mix ingredients in a wobbly spinning bowl.
Create a well of loneliness in the core.
Pour sticky items into the hole.
Separate and blend aggressively by turns.
Cut in the desiccated masala with a hasty knife.
Serve primping hot or coagulated and cold.
Garnish with sprigs of servile or haughty flower.
DO NOT ENJOY.
Options
Compost psychology and harvest sprouts of ungovernability from the mulch.
Mitigate ordained flavors with zero dogma root.
Add unlimited essence drops of
laughter spectrums,
tenderness weeds, and
clear-cutting wrath
Burn this recipe and scatter its ashes as a blessing on the heads of zombies, prisoners, and bureaucrats.
by Shambhavi Sarasvati